Lara on Older Men

"We saw that Ted Neeley guy on Youtube, and he was, like, really smoking hot back in the day."

Lara on Toilets

Laura: I guess Maci really had to go... (or something along those lines)

"Hey, you think the toilet ate her?"

Lara on Tones

Mom: (asks a question)

"NO!"

Mom: Don't use that tone with me!

"Sorry, I'm in CAPS on IM and I forgot to turn it off for real life."

Lara on Riding Shotgun

*while riding in the front seat with Emma driving for the first time* "Woo!"

Emma: Woo!

"Woo!"

Emma: Woo!

*waits a bit* "Woo!"

Emma: Woo! *waits some more* Woo!

"Woo!"

NOTE: This whole "conversation" took place the entire time that we were driving out of the neighborhood.

Lara on Pigs

"I'm now convinced that pigs are evil."

Emma: Because of Lord of the Flies?

"Actually, because of Animal Farm. But that, too."

Lara on The Internet

Emma: *hears strange plunking noises coming from Lara's computer* What are you doing?

"Watching a cat play the piano."

Emma: Lara, just because you HAVE the Internet doesn't mean you have to USE it.

Lara on Mixed Messages

(Lara and Sam are chatting over AIM)

[20:49] Lara: haha
[20:49] Lara: D:
[20:49] Lara: I love to say something like LOL or haha and then make a sad face
[20:49] Lara: like HAHAHAHA D:
[20:50] Sam: MIXED MESSAGES
[20:50] Sam: *points sadistically*
[20:52] Lara: haha
[20:52] Lara: DX
[20:52] Lara: OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY D:
[20:52] Lara: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? YOU JERKS! :D

Lara on Von Maur

Haleigh: I got mine as a gift and it was from Von Maur

"Did he die?"

Lara on Free Stuff

(In Juicy Couture)

"Omigod... is the candy free?"

(no one answers)

"Probably not..."

(hesitantly lifts the lid)

"I'm too scared. The might like, stone me with those jaw breakers over there if I take one..."

Lara on Juicy Couture

"You know you're rich when your dog has Juicy Couture perfume..."

Lara on Beards

(while discussing with Emma why it would be cool to be able to have a beard)

"Hmm... well, the best thing you can do for now is... STICK A MONKEY ON YOUR CHIN!" (throws monkey Beanie Baby at her)

Lara on Money

(Emily and Lara are talking about orange roses)

Emily: They're 3 bucks.

"OH GAWD! THREE BUCKS! WITH THAT MUCH MONEY I COULD BUY VITAMIN WATER."

Lara on Hammocks

(after finding an insect bite on her foot)

"Get off the hammock, YOU'LL DIE!!!"

Lara on Board Games

Dad: What are you doing?

"Playing the Game of Life by myself."

Dad: Do you want me to play it with you?

"Nah, I'm fine."

Lara on Disney

"Now I have Disney hair... see, it flips out!"

Lara on Aphorisms

Monsieur: J'y vais does not stand... Lara?

"A chance!"

Monsieur: Alone!

Lara on Morality

(after hanging out with Emma and friends for a couple of minutes)

"You kids have serious issues. I worry for your souls."

Lara on Saliva Pt. II

Emma: (having just received braces) Argghh.... I am drooling! Drooooool...

"Welcome to my life."