Lara on Foreign Lands

"GGGGGGUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM."

Lara on Intellect

"I FEELS BRAINS!"

Lara on Visiting Monkey Preservations

"I"M HOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMME!"

Lara on Bivalves

"What're they called? Double hinges?"

Lara on Swimming

"We discovered that chickens do not swim well.

We gave them floaty wings."

Lara on Alternatives

"If you duct tape two chickens together, they are like a piggy. This is the plan:

Tyler: piggy
Sister Marie: piggy
The Shark: piggy
Edmundo: two chickens
Little Ingrid: two chickens.

We think this will work out well."

Lara on Pokes

"I feel poked!"

Lara on The Way Kira Dresses

"HOBO CLOTHZ."

Lara on Intelligent Conversations

"But you guys are talking all anti-hero and I'm just like, 'uuuuuuugh.'"

Lara on the Power of Laughter

I enjoy bringing LOLs to the otherwise boring life of America's youth.

Lara on Episode Previews

(looking at episode preview clip for 'Trash')

"Is Mal wearing pants?"

Emma: "No."

"He just likes to walk around wearing no pants?

(episode starts)

*snicker* Pants are not mandatory here."

Lara on French

Monsieur: "Comment dit-on (How do you say...) 'How much is the grapefruit juice', Lara?"

"I don't know; I don't buy grapefruit juice."

Monsieur: "No, Lara, translate."

Lara on Apologies

(say with mumble) "Missouri."