Lara on Von Maur

Haleigh: I got mine as a gift and it was from Von Maur

"Did he die?"

Lara on Free Stuff

(In Juicy Couture)

"Omigod... is the candy free?"

(no one answers)

"Probably not..."

(hesitantly lifts the lid)

"I'm too scared. The might like, stone me with those jaw breakers over there if I take one..."

Lara on Juicy Couture

"You know you're rich when your dog has Juicy Couture perfume..."

Lara on Beards

(while discussing with Emma why it would be cool to be able to have a beard)

"Hmm... well, the best thing you can do for now is... STICK A MONKEY ON YOUR CHIN!" (throws monkey Beanie Baby at her)

Lara on Money

(Emily and Lara are talking about orange roses)

Emily: They're 3 bucks.

"OH GAWD! THREE BUCKS! WITH THAT MUCH MONEY I COULD BUY VITAMIN WATER."

Lara on Hammocks

(after finding an insect bite on her foot)

"Get off the hammock, YOU'LL DIE!!!"

Lara on Board Games

Dad: What are you doing?

"Playing the Game of Life by myself."

Dad: Do you want me to play it with you?

"Nah, I'm fine."

Lara on Disney

"Now I have Disney hair... see, it flips out!"

Lara on Aphorisms

Monsieur: J'y vais does not stand... Lara?

"A chance!"

Monsieur: Alone!

Lara on Morality

(after hanging out with Emma and friends for a couple of minutes)

"You kids have serious issues. I worry for your souls."